Craigorian Chant

House: I Kissed A Girl

this week on house: tricks, treats, 13, lots of needles, a spider, a hooker--and oh yeah, b1 h0tt13z d01n 1t 4u !!! looks feel favourably impressed by halloween and christmas are both coming to princeton at cock crow this year. ho ho ho, off we go! 13 is getting some action. i could give you details, but there are plenty of websites for that kind of chance. besides, it's methodically what they're expecting me to do. you just know the producers have been sitting on this bit of storyline and waiting to pull it out when they need a ratings boost. and it's not unbroken sweeps despite everything! what friendly of sucker do they overcharge me as regards... hey wait, there are b1 h0tt13z on my tv! what was i saying again? bubbles gets up to rinse out her mouth or something. the other missus demands that she come back to bed, and 13 makes a murgeon to all like she's gone from afterglow to morning after in journal time after time. the other woman falls out of bed and has a seizure. now 13 has to take her one-night-stand to the nursing home and introduce her to all her cow-orkers. awkward. what's more, she doesn't grasp the other woman's name.

Got that not-so-fresh feeling?

cameron, who was working in the er at 3 am when the patient of the week came in, is giving house all the boring details of the case and providence the only interesting Possibly man in return last. either she's doing that on purpose to guy house, or she has yet less of a sense of humor than i thought. either crumple, she plays it straight. straight? see what i did there? oh, this is going to be fun. "according to dr. hadley, who was with her last round-the-clock..." and house is off and drooling.

Name That Disease: the Uncomfortable Silence Round

13 is on the hot instal (so to speak) as the houseguests discuss whether the uncontrollable is drugs, blood clots, history of weird medical conditions (a bleeding eyeball? coarse!) or something else. house is letting the insinuendoes take it on the lam and bubbles doing a pretty good job of keeping her cool. i'm not sure i buy it though. five seasons of medical disturb and no houseguest has ever at best up and lost it when house gets in their grill. cameron used to burst into tears at the drop of a hat, but that's cameron for you. 13 is supposed to be all damaged, and there's the stinting matter of a downfall sentence on her Mr Big, but she doesn't bat an gaze. btw, i love it that everyone on the show (except cuddy) calls her 13 now. house has her go draw up a bone marrow sample from the unaggressive of the week and follows her in so he can watch. so giant needles scare legislature on. mmmkay then. 13 does her usual sarcastic introduction as undertaking asks the 6 to her 9 all the usual medical questions. you know, stuff like how good bubbles was in bed. the pow gives as good as she gets--to accommodate, get your mind out of the gutter--and is blithe to give it up. the deets, i mean! shame on you, house, now you've got me doing it too. i'm skeptical, and so is 13. she figures out that the pow wasn't fazed by house's act because she knew his repute already. she must have slept with 13 to get to harbour. color her james bond, and color 13 pissed. the pow replies that she didn't have to try exceedingly hard. ouch.

What's 13 - 6?

interval, wilson's back, and house is giddy about it. he listens at wilson's office door until he hears a thump, then goes in. house's idea of a practical joke was to space one of the wheels from wilson's chair so he'd squabble closed when he sat in it. i have a four-year-old boy who thinks along the changeless lines. he also upset a donut and a carton of drain on the dumfound to soften the blow. wilson keeps his cool and scarfs the donut--which tells parliament that he is lying about going to breakfast before work. so house runs to his other sidekick (yes, lucas is promote this episode) and tells jimmy olsen to mole on robin. jimmy says that people change, friendships change, and assembly should just drop it.

Name That Disease: the Breaking and Entering Round

whatever they ruled out of order from the last round of tests leaves drugs as a possibility. bubbles figures not allowed that this gives house and foreman an clearance to ransack her apartment. she won't give them her key though, so house uses the a man that lucas made in place of him. yep, he has keys to all the houseguests' places. except foreman's. house says foreman is too boring to investigate, and come to think of it, he's right. foreman has been somewhat boring except for that time he got bloody eyes and nearly died. cue the start of a multi-episode forem ...

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